:root{--ink:#111;--soft:#3a3a3c;--muted:#6e6e73;--rule:#e5e5ea;--bg:#fff;--tint:#f5f5f7;--accent:#d70013;
--serif:"Cheltenham","Iowan Old Style","Georgia","Times New Roman",serif;--text:"Georgia","Iowan Old Style","Times New Roman",serif;
--sans:-apple-system,BlinkMacSystemFont,"SF Pro Text","Inter","Helvetica Neue",Arial,sans-serif;--col:720px;--ease:cubic-bezier(.22,.61,.36,1)}
*{box-sizing:border-box}html{-webkit-text-size-adjust:100%}
body{margin:0;background:var(--bg);color:var(--ink);font-family:var(--text);-webkit-font-smoothing:antialiased;text-rendering:optimizeLegibility}
a{color:inherit}img{max-width:100%}
.skip{position:absolute;left:-999px}.skip:focus{left:12px;top:12px;z-index:99;background:#fff;padding:8px 12px;border-radius:8px}
.bar{position:sticky;top:0;z-index:20;background:rgba(255,255,255,.82);-webkit-backdrop-filter:saturate(180%) blur(20px);backdrop-filter:saturate(180%) blur(20px);border-bottom:1px solid rgba(0,0,0,.08)}
.bar-inner{max-width:1120px;margin:0 auto;height:60px;padding:0 24px;display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr auto 1fr;align-items:center}
.bar-back,.bar-section{font:500 13px/1 var(--sans);letter-spacing:.01em;color:var(--soft);text-decoration:none}
.bar-back{justify-self:start;padding:8px 12px 8px 8px;border-radius:999px;transition:background .25s var(--ease)}.bar-back:hover{background:var(--tint)}
.bar-back span{font-size:20px;vertical-align:-2px;margin-right:2px}
.bar-logo img{display:block;height:34px;width:auto}
.bar-section{justify-self:end;text-transform:uppercase;letter-spacing:.08em;font-size:11px;color:var(--muted)}
.progress{position:absolute;left:0;right:0;bottom:-1px;height:2px;pointer-events:none}.progress span{display:block;height:100%;width:100%;background:var(--ink);transform-origin:0 50%;transform:scaleX(0)}
.story{max-width:calc(var(--col) + 48px);margin:0 auto;padding:40px 24px 0}
.player-wrap{margin:0 0 40px}
.player{position:relative;aspect-ratio:16/9;border-radius:18px;overflow:hidden;background:#0b0b0c;box-shadow:0 1px 2px rgba(0,0,0,.06),0 12px 40px -12px rgba(0,0,0,.28);isolation:isolate;transform:translateZ(0)}
.player-poster{position:absolute;inset:0;width:100%;height:100%;object-fit:cover;transition:transform 1.2s var(--ease),filter .6s var(--ease)}
.player:not(.is-still):hover .player-poster{transform:scale(1.025)}
.player::after{content:"";position:absolute;inset:0;background:linear-gradient(180deg,rgba(0,0,0,0) 55%,rgba(0,0,0,.35));pointer-events:none;z-index:1}
.player.is-still::after{background:none}
.play{position:absolute;inset:0;z-index:2;display:grid;place-items:center;width:100%;border:0;background:transparent;cursor:pointer;padding:0}
.play-icon{width:76px;height:76px;border-radius:50%;background:rgba(255,255,255,.78);-webkit-backdrop-filter:blur(14px) saturate(160%);backdrop-filter:blur(14px) saturate(160%);box-shadow:0 8px 30px rgba(0,0,0,.25);position:relative;transition:transform .35s var(--ease),background .35s var(--ease)}
.play-icon::before{content:"";position:absolute;left:31px;top:24px;border-style:solid;border-width:14px 0 14px 22px;border-color:transparent transparent transparent #111}
.play:hover .play-icon{transform:scale(1.08);background:rgba(255,255,255,.92)}.play:focus-visible .play-icon{outline:3px solid #fff;outline-offset:4px}
.player-badge{position:absolute;left:16px;bottom:14px;z-index:2;font:600 11px/1 var(--sans);letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#fff;background:rgba(0,0,0,.38);-webkit-backdrop-filter:blur(10px);backdrop-filter:blur(10px);padding:7px 10px;border-radius:999px}
.player iframe{position:absolute;inset:0;width:100%;height:100%;border:0;z-index:3;animation:fade .5s var(--ease)}
.player.is-post{aspect-ratio:auto;min-height:320px;background:var(--tint);display:flex;justify-content:center;padding:20px 12px}
.player.is-post::after{display:none}.player.is-post .x-host{width:100%;max-width:550px;animation:fade .5s var(--ease)}
.player.is-post .x-host .twitter-tweet{margin:0 auto!important}
.player.is-loading .play-icon{animation:pulse 1s var(--ease) infinite}
.player-type{display:flex;flex-direction:column;justify-content:flex-end;gap:14px;padding:clamp(22px,5vw,48px);background:radial-gradient(120% 140% at 0% 0%,#2a2a2e 0%,#0b0b0c 60%);color:#fff}
.pt-kicker{font:600 11px/1 var(--sans);letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;color:rgba(255,255,255,.6)}
.pt-title{font:700 clamp(22px,4vw,40px)/1.08 var(--serif);letter-spacing:-.01em;max-width:18ch}
.pt-mark{font:italic 400 14px/1 var(--text);color:rgba(255,255,255,.55)}
.player-wrap figcaption{display:flex;justify-content:space-between;gap:16px;padding:12px 4px 0;font:400 12px/1.4 var(--sans);color:var(--muted)}
.player-wrap figcaption a{color:var(--soft);text-decoration:none;white-space:nowrap}.player-wrap figcaption a:hover{color:var(--ink);text-decoration:underline}
.copy{animation:rise .7s var(--ease) both}
.kicker{font:600 12px/1 var(--sans);letter-spacing:.12em;text-transform:uppercase;color:var(--accent);margin-bottom:16px}
h1{font:700 clamp(32px,5.2vw,50px)/1.06 var(--serif);letter-spacing:-.018em;margin:0 0 18px;text-wrap:balance}
.dek{font:400 clamp(19px,2.3vw,22px)/1.45 var(--text);color:var(--soft);margin:0 0 26px;text-wrap:pretty}
.byline{display:flex;flex-wrap:wrap;align-items:center;gap:10px;font:400 13px/1.4 var(--sans);color:var(--muted);padding:16px 0;border-top:1px solid var(--rule);border-bottom:1px solid var(--rule);margin-bottom:34px}
.byline strong{color:var(--ink);font-weight:600}.dot{width:3px;height:3px;border-radius:50%;background:#c7c7cc}
.body p{font:400 20px/1.7 var(--text);margin:0 0 1.15em;color:#1d1d1f;text-wrap:pretty}
.body p:first-child::first-letter{float:left;font:700 4.1em/.82 var(--serif);margin:.06em .1em 0 0}
.sources{margin:48px 0 0;padding:28px 0 0;border-top:1px solid var(--ink)}
.sources h2,.more h2{font:700 12px/1 var(--sans);letter-spacing:.12em;text-transform:uppercase;margin:0 0 18px}
.sources ol{margin:0;padding:0 0 0 1.3em;font:400 14px/1.5 var(--sans);color:var(--soft)}
.sources li{padding:6px 0}.sources a{text-decoration:none;border-bottom:1px solid var(--rule);transition:border-color .2s}.sources a:hover{border-color:var(--ink)}
.pager{display:grid;grid-template-columns:1fr 1fr;gap:1px;background:var(--rule);border:1px solid var(--rule);border-radius:16px;overflow:hidden;margin:64px 0 0}
.pager-link{background:#fff;padding:22px;text-decoration:none;display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:8px;transition:background .25s var(--ease)}.pager-link:hover{background:var(--tint)}
.pager-link.next{text-align:right}
.pager-label{font:600 11px/1 var(--sans);letter-spacing:.1em;text-transform:uppercase;color:var(--muted)}
.pager-title{font:700 17px/1.25 var(--serif)}
.more{margin:64px 0 0;padding-top:28px;border-top:1px solid var(--ink)}
.more-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(3,1fr);gap:24px}
.more-card{text-decoration:none;display:flex;flex-direction:column;gap:10px}
.more-card img,.more-type{width:100%;aspect-ratio:3/2;object-fit:cover;border-radius:12px;background:#0b0b0c;transition:transform .6s var(--ease),box-shadow .6s var(--ease)}
.more-type{display:flex;align-items:flex-end;padding:14px;background:radial-gradient(120% 140% at 0% 0%,#2a2a2e,#0b0b0c 60%)}.more-type span{font:600 10px/1 var(--sans);letter-spacing:.14em;text-transform:uppercase;color:rgba(255,255,255,.65)}
.more-card:hover img,.more-card:hover .more-type{transform:translateY(-2px);box-shadow:0 10px 30px -12px rgba(0,0,0,.35)}
.more-kicker{font:600 11px/1 var(--sans);letter-spacing:.1em;text-transform:uppercase;color:var(--muted)}
.more-title{font:700 17px/1.25 var(--serif)}.more-card:hover .more-title{text-decoration:underline;text-decoration-thickness:1px;text-underline-offset:3px}
.foot{max-width:calc(var(--col) + 48px);margin:80px auto 0;padding:32px 24px 56px;border-top:1px solid var(--rule);text-align:center}
.foot img{height:40px;width:auto;opacity:.9}.foot p{font:400 12px/1 var(--sans);color:var(--muted);margin:14px 0 0}
@keyframes fade{from{opacity:0}to{opacity:1}}@keyframes rise{from{opacity:0;transform:translateY(10px)}to{opacity:1;transform:none}}
@keyframes pulse{50%{transform:scale(.94)}}
@media (max-width:700px){
 .bar-inner{height:52px;padding:0 12px}.bar-logo img{height:26px}.bar-section{display:none}.bar-inner{grid-template-columns:auto 1fr auto}.bar-logo{justify-self:center}
 .bar-back{font-size:0;padding:6px}.bar-back span{font-size:26px}
 .story{padding:16px 16px 0}.player{border-radius:14px}.player-wrap{margin-bottom:28px}
 .play-icon{width:62px;height:62px}.play-icon::before{left:25px;top:19px;border-width:12px 0 12px 19px}
 .player-wrap figcaption{flex-direction:column;gap:4px}
 .kicker{margin-bottom:12px}.dek{margin-bottom:20px}.byline{margin-bottom:26px}
 .body p{font-size:18px;line-height:1.65}
 .pager{grid-template-columns:1fr}.pager-link.next{text-align:left}
 .more-grid{grid-template-columns:1fr;gap:20px}.more-card{display:grid;grid-template-columns:112px 1fr;grid-template-rows:auto 1fr;column-gap:14px;row-gap:6px}
 .more-card img,.more-type{grid-row:1/3;aspect-ratio:1;border-radius:10px}.more-type span{display:none}
}
@media (prefers-reduced-motion:reduce){*,*::before,*::after{animation:none!important;transition:none!important}}

.satire-note{margin-top:2.5em;font-size:.95rem;color:#666}